Seinfeld (1989–1998) quotes

Lines and dialogue in the order they come up, each next to the scene it’s from.

All moments from the show
  1. George double-dips the chip Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: George double-dips the chipDuration 05:13

    Did you just double-dip that chip?

  2. The puffy shirt Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: The puffy shirtDuration 05:09

    But I don't wanna be a pirate!

  3. Look to the cookie Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: Look to the cookieDuration 04:52

    Look to the cookie.

  4. The sea was angry that day, my friends Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: The sea was angry that day, my friendsDuration 04:41

    The sea was angry that day, my friends.

  5. Shrinkage Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: ShrinkageDuration 05:11

    I was in the pool!

  6. George does the opposite Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: George does the oppositeDuration 05:12

    My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

  7. No soup for you! Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: No soup for you!Duration 05:10

    No soup for you!

  8. The jerk store called Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: The jerk store calledDuration 02:32

    The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

  9. Yada yada yada Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: Yada yada yadaDuration 01:57

    Yada yada yada.

  10. Festivus for the rest of us Watch the scene
    Still from the series Seinfeld: Festivus for the rest of usDuration 05:13

    A Festivus for the rest of us!

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