Seinfeld (1989–1998) quotes
Lines and dialogue in the order they come up, each next to the scene it’s from.
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George double-dips the chip Watch the scene
Duration 05:13
Did you just double-dip that chip?
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The puffy shirt Watch the scene
Duration 05:09
But I don't wanna be a pirate!
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Look to the cookie Watch the scene
Duration 04:52
Look to the cookie.
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The sea was angry that day, my friends Watch the scene
Duration 04:41
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
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Shrinkage Watch the scene
Duration 05:11
I was in the pool!
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George does the opposite Watch the scene
Duration 05:12
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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No soup for you! Watch the scene
Duration 05:10
No soup for you!
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The jerk store called Watch the scene
Duration 02:32
The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
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Yada yada yada Watch the scene
Duration 01:57
Yada yada yada.
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Festivus for the rest of us Watch the scene
Duration 05:13
A Festivus for the rest of us!