Surely you can't be serious

Airplane!1980Duration 02:42

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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

— Airplane! (1980)

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Movie · 19807.7 out of 10 on IMDb

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A former fighter pilot afraid of flying must land a passenger jet after the crew falls ill from food poisoning.

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